Dumbest Tweets. Ever.

The folks on Twitter love to eat but can’t spell the food they consume. Below are some of the hashtags that have come out from folks’ bad spellings. Yes, all of these happened. 

#FlamingYoung - Filet Mignon

#Mackaroney - Macaroni

#Parmajohn - Parmesan

#Feduchinni - Fettucini

#SeizureSalad - Caesar Salad

#CollegeGreens - Collard greens

#Lasanya - Lasagna

#Mannoiaise - Mayonnaise

#GeneralTossChicken - General Tso Chicken

#CrawfishATuFae - Crawfish Etoufée

#Biskets - Biscuits

#PeenoGreesyo - Pinot Grigio

#FalayMenyawn - Filet Mignon

#RicePelof - Rice pilaf

#SCargo - Escargot

#Manaids - Mayonnaise

*sigh*

No child left behind is a lie. These misspellings on Twitter are proof.

#Apiffany – Epiphany 

#Gonacologist – Gynecologist

#LongJeverdy – Longevity

#Joodishal – Judicial

#Pablisity – Publicity

#ShrimpFedichinni – Shrimp Fettucini

#PaperView – Pay per view 

#BoldLegged – Bowlegged

#Penstripped – Pinstriped

#ConstellationPrize – Consolation Prize

There’s so many more. See previous ones here. 

The grammatically-challenged of Twitter have brought us:

#Swade - Suede

#Tipickle - Typical

#DonserlyLights – Dawn’s early lights

#RicePelof – Rice pilaf

#Lubahtons - Louboutins

#Pelitstole – Pedestal

#SingleCell – Sickle Cell

#Mopehead – Moped

#OrderGraph – Autograph

#Shaperoan – Chaperone

There’s so many more. See previous ones here. 

#Cussents - Cousins

#AccentDent - Accident

#Schycotic - Psychotic

#BarbraShop - Barber Shop

#CerealMonogamoust - Serial Monogamist 

#Jewlery - Jury

#Fossit - Faucet

#Mustard - Muster

#Highgiene - Hygiene

#Syphco - Psycho

Yes. These really happened. View others here.

#DownCentrum - Down syndrome

#Chardenae - Chardonnay

#Reminiscencing - Reminiscing

#Mackaroney - Macaroni

#Mouthstash - Moustache

#WeddingVowels - Wedding vows

#Unsacrumsize - Uncircumsized

#Apidimi - Epitome

#Bootishion - Beautician

#PatientsisaVirtual - Patience is a virtue

Yes. These really happened. View others here.

More misspellings from the English-challenged folks on Twitter

#StandardNovation - Standing ovation

#Nowanddays - Nowadays

#Showfer - Chauffeur

#CerealKiller - Serial killer

#Atheus - Atheists

#Merrage - Marriage

#Asasaned - Assassinated

#Palmogranite - Pomegranate

#OldTestimate - Old testament

#Aluminauty - Illuminati

See others HERE. More coming.

There are constant misspellings on Twitter. Here are some:

#MiseWell - Might as well

#Lewbuttons - Louboutins

#RoyalsRoyce - Rolls Royce

#Pretetuous - Pretentious

#FidelPosition - Fetal position

#Neese - Niece

#Bearkuda - Barracuda

#Destain - Disdain

#MightestWell - Might as well

#RecievingHair - Receding hair

Click on Twitter Hashtags to see previous ones.

Twitter has brought us some of the following misspelled words:

#Conceded - Conceited

#Feyonce - Fiancé

#SelfExsteam - Self esteem

#Sulibacy - Celibacy

#UpandAtom - Up and at ‘em

#Vallure - Velour

#Pathsmere - Pap smear

#Partisapate - Participate

#Freage - Fridge

#Squarls - Squirrels

There’s SO much more left. Just click on the #TwitterHashtags link to see the ones that came before this.

#SelfCoincidence - Self confidence

#Besmerchment - Besmirch

#CircusOLae - Cirque du Soleil

#Vinears - Veneers

#Felion - Feline

#Rapchure - Rapture

#Midevil - Medieval

#Ilitarate - Illiterate

#Pregnet - Pregnant

#Reinburst - Reimburse

There’s too many where these came from. Click on #TwitterHashtags to see previous ones.

More hashtags from the underbelly of Twitter.

#Courdaroid - Corduroy

#Lowsey - Lousy

#PokeADots - Polka dots

#Intiment - Intimate

#Alown - Alone

#DuctsSauce - Duck sauce

#Repretation - Reputation

#Roomers - Rumors

#Salulite - Cellulite

#ArmonBaconSoda - Arm and Hammer Baking Soda

Yet and still, there are more. Click the #TwitterHashtags hashtag below to see what has come so far. 

The grammatically-disrespectful people of Twitter have brought us…

#CarnishedHen - Cornish hen

#AccessofEvil - Axis of Evil

#PledgeofElegance - Pledge of Allegiance

#Discrase - Disgrace

#Bachoral - Bachelor

#Rampid - Rampant

#Blastformy - Blasphemy

#Responceibilaties - Responsibilities

#Allsalt - Assault

#Virgina - Vagina

But there’s more to come! *sigh*

#Ordasity - Audacity

#Ora - Aura

#SelfConches - Self-conscious

#Veseeches - Facetious

#CubanZirconium - Cubic zirconia

#Manican - Mannequin

#Agsist - Exist

#AtomsApple - Adam’s Apple

#Shilvery - Chivalry

#Worsum - Worrisome

Brought to us by the underbelly of Twitter.

#Exadurate - Exaggerate

#Crytinyte - Kryptonite

#Shovenist - Chauvinist

#Obtacleillusion - Optical Illusion

#Obeast - Obese

#Compacity - Capacity

#Celibent - Celibate

#Hippercrics - Hypocrites

#Compleatcated - Complicated

#Offly - Awfully

#Amonya - Pneumonia

But there are more…

Folks on Twitter disrespect the red squiggly line that lets you know you’ve spelled something incorrectly. These hashtags are proof.

#Austrage - Ostrich

#SequenceDresses - Sequin dresses

#Highgean - Hygiene

#Accessive - Excessive

#WithdrawalSystems - Withdrawal symptoms

#Papsmer  - Pap smear

#Sueaside - Suicide

#LackToastAndTallerAnts - Lactose intolerance

#FraternityTest - Paternity test

#ValidVictorian - Valedictorian

#Sullibant - Celibate

There are more though. SMH.

Twitter has brought us the following hashtags…

#SurrebralPosey - Cerebral Palsy

#ElegendDeaf - Alleged Death. Still confused? See HERE.

#HousePatality - Hospitality

#QuarterRoys - Corduroys

#UpandAdam - Up and at ‘em

#Tourcher - Torture

#Sighamese - Siamese

#Excepted - Accepted

#RuthsCrisps - Ruth Chris (the steakhouse)

#RushAndrullet - Russian roulette

There are more of these to come.