Twitter: Where “No Child Left Behind” is proven to be a LIE since 2006. This blog documents the bad spelling, grammar, logic and overall foolishness that happens in 140 characters. Twitter’s chock full of them. Friends don’t let friends end up here. Dumbest Tweets. Ever.Tumblr (3.0; @dumbesttweets)http://dumbesttweets.com/I don’t know much about algebra, but er ummm….<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/547caf59bbe4efd098c986541b876d3e/tumblr_mmwlfoEkhj1qhp1u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know much about algebra, but er ummm….</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50596042560http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50596042560Thu, 16 May 2013 15:06:00 -0500submission#Sicotic. No ma’am. *psychotic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c98d1a07d229f0860a3898b7b7c7b138/tumblr_mk1eeoTzif1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#Sicotic. No ma’am. *psychotic</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50575748248http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50575748248Thu, 16 May 2013 08:41:59 -0500submissionI feel like using female shouldn't be seen as an insult. A female is a female. And its clear, by contexts that a person is talking about a female human. "I don't like when females complain about someone not texting her" cannot be confused. Its clear that the statement is talking about a human not a cat or dog or whatever. In my eyes, there is no reason to be insulted by the word female. Its seems like a big reach and another thing for people to complain about.<p>My girl Veronica said it best when she said ‘”<strong>For everyone who’s having a hard time wrapping their minds around this…. Imagine someone looking at your race and simply referring to you as “a black.”’</strong></p> <p>If you still don’t get it, I can’t help you here. </p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50536832275http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50536832275Wed, 15 May 2013 19:13:41 -0500I don’t… understand. Naps and trust issues?...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c68596dfe9b78c91cbdc1b77a808cd3/tumblr_mmuepvZQrq1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t… understand. Naps and trust issues? Ummm… O__O</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50507620540http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50507620540Wed, 15 May 2013 13:00:45 -0500as a cis-gendered woman, if someone refers to me as a 'female' instead of a woman, I am EXTREMELY offended. "So the other night I was with a group of females..." no. Excuse you. That is insanely dehumanizing. The only time you're allowed to refer to women as females is in scientific analysis and when you put the word "friends" directly after.<p>Agreed! There’s something really unsettling and dismissive about it.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50504185376http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50504185376Wed, 15 May 2013 11:56:00 -0500So you feel that tweet about feminism is wrong? It's a gender pronoun. It's not an insult. would you prefer we called everyone "shim"? That doesn't work when you're trying to specifically describe someone. Him/her, he/she, male/female, gendered pronouns are there for people to desrcibe someone. Normally I agree with this blog, but this just seems odd. Why turn things grey? If someone specificaly calls to be genderless, sure, but don't get rid of male/female as a blanket solution.<p>“Female” is a gender pronoun indeed. And it isn’t just used for humans. So saying “females are…” or “I hate when females do…” What kinda females though?? Are men ever referred to as “males” without any context? I don’t think so. It is INCREDIBLY reductive. So yes, “feminism” might be based on the word “female” but what does that have to do w/ the price of tea in China?</p> <p>Feel free to disagree.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50500213932http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50500213932Wed, 15 May 2013 10:37:17 -0500I’m pretty sure she means “fend” for yourself....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a1ee1328e2b8b1d5d206c025d5dd945/tumblr_ml5hx9vNXa1qhp1u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m pretty sure she means “fend” for yourself. Bless her.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50499879709http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50499879709Wed, 15 May 2013 10:30:19 -0500Because referring to a woman as a “female” is...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f20d7fc5d387e668f865302876b25222/tumblr_mmuioi6Pcp1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Because referring to a woman as a “female” is reductive. Female WHAT??? Female dog? Female cat? Female describes the sex of something. It doesn’t indicate HUMAN unless you specify. Sit down, sir. </p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50499485157http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50499485157Wed, 15 May 2013 10:21:54 -0500Shit an ignorant white girl says….<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2ba4475617fe212b2d197100844e1fa/tumblr_mmhj0kVEuF1qhp1u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shit an ignorant white girl says….</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50495534033http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50495534033Wed, 15 May 2013 08:52:26 -0500You are a belligerent idiot.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c753f034f254e60c71fb583faba6300/tumblr_mmp98zTYxL1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You are a belligerent idiot.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50278903731http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50278903731Sun, 12 May 2013 14:10:11 -0500Everyone makes mistakes, but you should probably NOT make a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87f21df3226e291272a236e2583d057d/tumblr_mmnokdpmh41qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone makes mistakes, but you should probably NOT make a grammatical error while calling someone out on theirs.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50201864115http://dumbesttweets.com/post/50201864115Sat, 11 May 2013 17:45:49 -0500Submitted by Empowered AfroLatina...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2c75ac8a0effb629c1e6091944e963e/tumblr_mmhzplfZh21qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by Empowered AfroLatina <a href="http://empoweredafrolatina.tumblr.com">http://empoweredafrolatina.tumblr.com</a></p> <p>#NoneSince. Oh. </p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49957330213http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49957330213Wed, 08 May 2013 16:04:56 -0500submissionWhat in the hell?!? And who are the 8 folks who RTed this?...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c25904e87884b8e0023ea12a2954ede/tumblr_mm1nm4QNZr1qhp1u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What in the hell?!? And who are the 8 folks who RTed this? iCan’t.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49866137803http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49866137803Tue, 07 May 2013 12:59:20 -0500*faints* Yall. YALL!!! What is life and where are we all going...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b49e8b634f2a93e0e02ade7eb8f7df46/tumblr_mm6yna5JkS1qhp1u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>*faints* Yall. YALL!!! What is life and where are we all going wrong??? iCannot deal. My ability to deal is currently deficient. No DEALAGE left here. NO.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49465673726http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49465673726Thu, 02 May 2013 17:24:38 -0500submissionBut that’s not who died. Bless all their hearts. Shourrout...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72126ac7808806347494d5f5c80ce21c/tumblr_mm5o4elTml1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>But that’s not who died. Bless all their hearts. Shourrout to @SteenFox for finding these dunces.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49420097320http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49420097320Thu, 02 May 2013 00:19:26 -0500Not “upon” but #APond. Chile, iQuit.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfca7133aeb32125208b35993ebbfeea/tumblr_mm4n3dwSTm1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db08620973235a05b831a9de3e2e5ff6/tumblr_mm4n3dwSTm1qhp1u6o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Not “upon” but #APond. Chile, iQuit.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49371276787http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49371276787Wed, 01 May 2013 13:00:31 -0500SECURITY!!!!!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/793e7f386488bcd6a50212129300f3ed/tumblr_mm3abvh8nW1qhp1u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>SECURITY!!!!!</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49362475060http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49362475060Wed, 01 May 2013 10:19:25 -0500facepalm<p>Indeed.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49188896485http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49188896485Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:41:17 -0500@steenfox submitted. #FungSchway. iRefuse it. This tweet just...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea8ec37940f35eaaac8219cde48e81ac/tumblr_mjtav8Ptxc1qhp1u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@steenfox submitted.</p> <p>#FungSchway. iRefuse it. This tweet just messed up MY feng shui. Stick to English, sir.</p> <p>But wait, you messed that up too. YOU’RE.</p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49181958915http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49181958915Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:30:24 -0500submission@YonnieTaughtU submitted “Are you Korean or Asian?”...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7494e4a7cd8ae544a38365414bae1ed4/tumblr_mkpt9mfAON1qhp1u6o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>@YonnieTaughtU submitted</span></p> <p><span>“Are you Korean or Asian?” But… iCannot.</span></p>http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49143582399http://dumbesttweets.com/post/49143582399Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:30:30 -0500submission